tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29911001956709889082023-11-16T03:23:49.474-08:00poopisan uses people talk in publicpoopisanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09738936968095428447noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2991100195670988908.post-39517508416802237032010-07-14T18:47:00.000-07:002010-07-14T18:51:15.064-07:00In these tough econonmic times....There are little to no chunks in the bleu cheese dressing.<div><br /></div><div>I raise my own eggs.</div><div><br /></div><div>I grow pumpkins.</div><div><br /></div><div>I sew and glue clothes to mend them.</div><div><br /></div><div>I have once or twice wiped my nose on my t-shirt rather than waste a tissue.</div><div><br /></div><div>I still like name brand ginger ale and graham crackers. </div><div><br /></div><div>One must have standards.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>poopisanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09738936968095428447noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2991100195670988908.post-13099495560521045332010-06-16T19:27:00.000-07:002010-06-16T19:27:48.642-07:00Boo!poopisanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09738936968095428447noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2991100195670988908.post-72576909981153295822009-12-17T20:44:00.000-08:002009-12-17T21:03:35.944-08:00here's my secret santa gift for MartieMartie says in her blog ,http://www.asiteforallseasons.blogspot.com/ that she's a huge holiday procrastinator, so i 'm just going to give her my annoying alarm clock. i bought it used from a Goodwill in Las Vegas. What was doing at a Goodwill in Vas vegas, you ask? why buying an alarm clock and trying to figure out how to get a gorilla suit with no head home with out spending money on shipping or another suitcase, of course. Please try to keep up.<div><br /></div><div> The alarm clock is Crayon Shin Chan with a flashing penis. Which i just now found out from this blog that that was his penis. All this time i thought it was an out-ie belly button.</div><div><br /></div><div>Shin Chan goes off with a normal Japanese morning greeting of "Ohiyo". He then gets louder and more insistent until you are awake enough to hurl him across the room. He's still in good shape because i never use him to wake up . i don't care if i ever oversleep, and I can't be bothered to even set the time on him either. So, Merry Christmas Martie hope this helps to thwart your procrastination problem. If I ever get around to virtually wrapping it and sending it to ya.</div><div> </div><div>Truly Awful Stuff by Brett and Keith blog</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-size:13px;"><div class="post-body entry-content" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 1.6em; ">With our daily visits topping out above 4,000 we're getting lots of attention and lots of contributions. Please keep sending in your awful. It helps us to be lazy.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhegcjavWgy49Mgrzefm7FUt7N1-D3EmgNdpVSTfpASyvNWV4z4H-4CluSPSs1riclrt83xnVV_4WKXpm59smevhf9920cEFN8Xnn5r6KaLPDpO4HrY69nWzwOYO1q_-oOU2aDTCaFcZQ8/s1600-h/crayon_shin_shan_clock_with_light_up_genitals.jpg" style="color: rgb(85, 136, 170); text-decoration: none; "><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhegcjavWgy49Mgrzefm7FUt7N1-D3EmgNdpVSTfpASyvNWV4z4H-4CluSPSs1riclrt83xnVV_4WKXpm59smevhf9920cEFN8Xnn5r6KaLPDpO4HrY69nWzwOYO1q_-oOU2aDTCaFcZQ8/s320/crayon_shin_shan_clock_with_light_up_genitals.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5049621000197390354" border="0" style="border-top-style: solid; border-right-style: solid; border-bottom-style: solid; border-left-style: solid; border-width: initial; border-color: initial; border-top-width: 1px; border-right-width: 1px; border-bottom-width: 1px; border-left-width: 1px; padding-top: 4px; padding-right: 4px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 4px; border-top-color: rgb(204, 204, 204); border-right-color: rgb(204, 204, 204); border-bottom-color: rgb(204, 204, 204); border-left-color: rgb(204, 204, 204); margin-top: 0pt; margin-right: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; " /></a>Today's awful was sent by David at <a href="http://www.creativecreativity.com/" style="color: rgb(85, 136, 170); text-decoration: none; ">Creative Creativity</a>. David Writes:<br /><br />"In Japan there is a popular Bart Simpson-esque character called Crayon Shin Chan. His cartoons are popular and very off color. I once asked a Japanese exchange student about him and she blushed and told me never to mention him again.<br /><br />Imagine my surprise when I opened a box of alarm clock samples at work and found an alarm clock of Crayon. He looks just like a lot of anime characters, except he has his pants down around his ankles and as the alarm goes off, his tiny penis flashes. It's like he has a built in pedophile alarm."<br /><br /><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crayon_Shin-chan" style="color: rgb(85, 136, 170); text-decoration: none; ">The wikipedia page for Crayon Shin Chan</a> has a bunch of great links. I love this descripton of Shin Chan:<br /><br />"He just tries to have a good time and in doing so does things which will create the maximum vexation in others."<br /><br />Share your awful stuff with us by posting it to <a href="http://www.myspace.com/trulyawful" style="color: rgb(85, 136, 170); text-decoration: none; ">our myspace</a>comments section or e-mail a link (no attachments) to<a href="mailto:trulyawful@gmail.com" style="color: rgb(85, 136, 170); text-decoration: none; ">trulyawful@gmail.com</a>.<div style="clear: both; "></div></div><div class="post-footer" style="margin-top: 0.75em; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; color: rgb(153, 153, 153); text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: 0.1em; font: normal normal normal 78%/normal 'Trebuchet MS', Trebuchet, Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; line-height: 1.4em; "><div class="post-footer-line post-footer-line-1"><span class="post-author vcard">POSTED BY <span class="fn">BRETT</span> </span><span class="post-timestamp">AT <a class="timestamp-link" href="http://trulyawful.blogspot.com/2007/04/crayon-shin-chan-clock-with-flashing.html" rel="bookmark" title="permanent link" style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153); text-decoration: none; "><abbr class="published" title="2007-04-04T10:07:00-07:00">10:07 AM</abbr></a> </span><span class="post-comment-link"></span><span class="post-icons"><span class="item-action"><a href="http://www.blogger.com/email-post.g?blogID=8414428525116518213&postID=1662708052449954369" title="Email Post" style="text-decoration: none; color: rgb(85, 136, 170); "><img alt="" class="icon-action" height="13" src="http://www.blogger.com/img/icon18_email.gif" width="18" style="border-top-style: solid; border-right-style: solid; border-bottom-style: solid; border-left-style: solid; border-width: initial; border-color: initial; border-top-width: 1px; border-right-width: 1px; border-bottom-width: 1px; border-left-width: 1px; margin-top: 0px !important; margin-right: 0px !important; margin-bottom: -5px !important; margin-left: 0.5em !important; padding-top: 4px; padding-right: 4px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 4px; border-top-color: rgb(204, 204, 204); border-right-color: rgb(204, 204, 204); border-bottom-color: rgb(204, 204, 204); border-left-color: rgb(204, 204, 204); " /></a></span></span><span class="post-backlinks post-comment-link"></span></div><div class="post-footer-line post-footer-line-2"><span class="post-labels">LABELS: <a href="http://trulyawful.blogspot.com/search/label/clock" rel="tag" style="color: rgb(85, 136, 170); text-decoration: none; ">CLOCK</a></span></div></div></span></div>poopisanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09738936968095428447noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2991100195670988908.post-54951784245928430182009-09-08T10:20:00.001-07:002009-09-08T10:21:59.764-07:00just checkin'<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi5tmQeIlkOvnApq-JQtm83QCue5n6U5OwNegpygEDzjq-oRnW0nOqcbFmyjPKtrU3yt1ZAV57R4wBmn8SFcbA0ezV76NcT8OOlHoPclMoIllcTIKWZksMbDcyT50fIRgQH5BZYPtEbMbX1/s1600-h/iconPicSize2_15x15.gif"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 15px; height: 15px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi5tmQeIlkOvnApq-JQtm83QCue5n6U5OwNegpygEDzjq-oRnW0nOqcbFmyjPKtrU3yt1ZAV57R4wBmn8SFcbA0ezV76NcT8OOlHoPclMoIllcTIKWZksMbDcyT50fIRgQH5BZYPtEbMbX1/s320/iconPicSize2_15x15.gif" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5379148059510519426" /></a><br />i'm alive nobody's been here, so, i'll check ya laters!poopisanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09738936968095428447noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2991100195670988908.post-38944284640199033882009-06-04T21:27:00.000-07:002009-06-04T21:28:34.366-07:00click this or die!<span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-family: -webkit-monospace; font-size: 13px; white-space: pre-wrap; "><a href="http://etsy.com"><img src="http://team.etsy.com/images/downloads/buttons/findme.jpg" /></a></span>poopisanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09738936968095428447noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2991100195670988908.post-1463292323779496122009-05-21T08:48:00.000-07:002009-05-21T08:50:32.033-07:00anybody? hellooooo......my etsy store is open!!!!!!!<div><br /></div><div>poopisan.etsy.com</div>poopisanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09738936968095428447noreply@blogger.com0